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HOW CAN YOU LIVE WITHOUT KNOWING THESE THINGS?

Many years ago, in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled to be "Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden".... and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.

The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury.

Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.

Coca-Cola was originally green.

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska

The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28%

(Now get this...) The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%

The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400.

The average number of people airborne over the US any given hour: 61,000.

Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.

The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.

The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.

Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:

    Spades - King David
    Hearts - Charlemagne
    Clubs -Alexander the Great
    Diamonds - Julius Caesar

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.

 

Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?

A. Their birthplace

 

Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested?

A. Obsession

 

Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"?

A. One thousand

 

Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?

A. All invented by women.

 

Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?

A. Honey

 

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You Might Be In Education If...

You believe the staff room should be equipped with a Valium salt lick.

You want to slap the next person who says, Must be nice to work from 8:00 to 3:00 and have your summers free!"

You believe chocolate is a food group.

You can tell it's a full moon without ever looking outside.

You believe "shallow gene pool" should have its own box on the report card.

When out in public you feel the urge to talk to strange children and correct their behavior.

You have no time for a life from August to June.

Marking all A's on report cards would make your life SO much simpler.

You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed to reproduce.

You wonder how some parents ever MANAGED to reproduce.

You laugh uncontrollably when people refer to the staff room as the "lounge."

You believe in aerial spraying of Prozac.

You encourage an obnoxious parent to check into charter schools or home schooling.

You can't have children because there's no name you could give a child that wouldn't bring on high blood pressure the moment you heard it uttered.

You think caffeine should be available to staff in IV form.

Meeting a child's parents instantly answers the question, "why is this kid like this?"

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FOR THOSE WHO TAKE LIFE TOO

SERIOUSLY

 Mind like a steel trap - rusty and illegal in most states.

 Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.

 The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.

 Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.

 When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way.

 If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

 A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

 For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.

 Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

 Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.

 No one is listening until you make a mistake.

 Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.

 The colder the x-ray table the more of your body is required on it.

 The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.

 The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.

 To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

 To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.

 Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

 You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

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